Encephalon

Have you ever taken a shower or bath then realized you forgot to bring a towel (Towlie would be ashamed). You cannot go get one because the other people in the house do not enjoy seeing you naked. You look around for absorbent things before you freeze. Of course you cannot use your clothes; it is better to wait to air dry than that. You see your relatives or roomates towels hanging. Is it worth it? Maybe just you hands but nothing else. You turn on that red buzzing light that your not really sure what its for, but you know its hot. Quickly you start jumping up and down while maintaining a maximum amount of red light hitting your body. This serves to speed evaporation and give warmth. It is going to take too long and you see tissues. But could you really dry yourself with tissues? Would it not create a mess? It does not matter; you are cold and wet and desperate. You put tissues all over your body. You have succeeded. You are dry. Sadly, the tissues has some weird moisturizer on them leaving your skin irritated and smelling oddly. It does not matter. You are dry.